By now most avid bloggers have read the stories about how Pot Scrubbers and Fiberglass Insulation have been classified a Silencer by the NFA… But, for a little added “Funny” I thought I would point out some of the more insane classifications made by government bodies…
While that might seem a little crazy, this is nothing compared to the Canadian Long Gun Registry which was dupped into registering all sorts of items in its early days like nail guns and calking guns… (Not surprisingly, the Canadian Long Gun Registry is now almost officially dead…) There are actually too many stories on this issue to even isolate one.
Perhaps the greatest example is from 2004 when the United States Department of Justice – ATF actually classified a shoestring as a “Machine Gun”… Don’t believe me? Well, read carefully…

While I believe they were talking about a “Bump-Fire System” it certainly reads like a piece of string with a loop on one end is a “Machine Gun” in their eyes…
As a final salute to the Canadian Long Gun Registry, Please Enjoy This Clip From the Long Running Canadian Series, “Royal Canadian Air Farce”:







